aries 1: energetic, restless, easily excitable
aries 2: quiet, hardworking and really intelligent, honest and reliable
aries 3: emotional, very caring, a little socially awkward, optimistic
taurus 1: a little lazy, great taste in everything, loves the good things in life and wants to enjoy themselves
taurus 2: social media god/goddess, great (maybe goofy) sense of humour, kindest person ever
taurus 3: super hard working, family and friend oriented, tough exterior but soft on the inside
gemini 1: very intelligent, never ending curiosity, charming and friendly
gemini 2: introverted, maybe a little socially awkward, great sense of humour
gemini 3: a little unreliable/unpredictable, very sociable, kind and clever
cancer 1: emotional, very affectionate, caring, possibly clingy
cancer 2: independent, reliable, good sense of humour, optimistic
cancer 3: emotional/moody, very sociable, selfish tendencies
leo 1: a little narcissistic, charming, incredibly loyal
leo 2: quiet and introverted, shy, kindest and very down to earth
leo 3: incredibly creative, great sense of humour, possibly selfish, sociable
virgo 1: quiet and very intelligent, organised and analytical
virgo 2: social and friendly, joker, very creative
virgo 3: more introvert, very creative, kind and honest
libra 1: very social, a little fickle, possibly selfish
libra 2: introvert but outgoing with friends, very intelligent, great sense of humour
libra 3: very serious, introvert, quiet but kind and selfless
scorpio 1: very intense, short temper, loves their friends and family more than anything
scorpio 2: quiet and introverted, very intelligent, absolutely selfless
scorpio 3: very social, great sense of humour, easily excitable and hyperactive
sagittarius 1: loud, good sense of humour, very active
sagittarius 2: philosophical, introverted, very intelligent
sagittarius 3: friendly, intelligent, kind and humorous
capricorn 1: hard-working, practical, reliable
capricorn 2: good sense of humour, doesn't like schedules, independent and rebellious
capricorn 3: sociable, friendly, loyal and hard-working
aquarius 1: outgoing, good sense of humour, kind
aquarius 2: very intelligent, introverted, unemotional
aquarius 3: really into the arts, friendly, selfless
pisces 1: very creative, caring and compassionate
pisces 2: good (maybe silly) sense of humour, very talkative, friendly
pisces 3: very intelligent, introverted, quiet and selfless

Says they'll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio
Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

Aries: Candy Chiu
Taurus: Wendy Corduroy
Gemini: Bill Cipher
Cancer: Grunkle Stan
Leo: Grenda
Virgo: Mabel Pines
Libra: Pacifica Northwest
Scorpio: Li’l Gideon
Sagittarius: Dipper Pines
Capricorn: Stanford Pines
Aquarius: Robbie Valentino
Pisces: Old Man McGucket

Aries: Paladin Danse
Taurus: Robert MacCready
Gemini: Preston Garvey
Cancer: Nick Valentine
Leo: Deacon
Virgo: Piper
Libra: Codsworth
Scorpio: John Hancock
Sagittarius: Cait
Capricorn: Dogmeat
Aquarius: Strong
Pisces: Curie

Aries: Wishes others will stop underestimating them. People tend to look as aries as immature, hotheaded, like a child. An aries would much rather be seen as who they really are; intelligent, driven, and mature. When their emotions take over, they get put down for it and it hurts them.
Taurus: Wishes to be heard. Tauruses are only stubborn because they feel like their point is not being understood by others. they want someone to listen to what they have to say instead of telling them that they are wrong.
Gemini: They want to have control of themselves. Geminis often feel out of control and run away from problems by distracting themselves. They want the twins to agree with one another, but its difficult when the positive and the negative are constantly in battle.
Cancer: They want to stop worrying. Constantly being paranoid and feeling that theyre wrong in some way destroys them. They feel that someone is against them at all times, even when they know that theres nothing to worry about
Leo: They want to love themselves. they long for the day they look in the mirror and are proud of what they see. They never have a problem with loving others, but deep down, they feel that they dont have enough love for themselves.
Virgo: They long for someone to silence their head. Virgos never stop thinking, analytically and the logic makes them feel overwhelmed. They want someone to allow them to give their heart a chance
Libra: They want someone to reassure them. They need to know if theyre making the right decision. Although they are well balanced, this causes a conflict within them and it makes them full of anxiety
Scorpio: They long for a partner who will understand that they don't mean to hurt anyone. They love so passionately that it can be seen as aggressive and controlling, but that's not their intention.
Sagittarius: They long for true love. Although are known to be hard to tie down, they are deep lovers and see spiritual depth within relationships. They search for their soulmate but often overlooks them by accident.
Capricorn: They wish they can form deeper bonds with others. They may feel heartless and unemotional, when they are actually sensitive. They're afraid of getting hurt
Aquarius: They wish for someone to see right through them. Aquariuses are known to be mysterious, but they wish that someone would understand.
Pisces: They crave love and affection. They want to be nurtured and loved as deeply as they love others. Pisces often feel that the love they give is not mutual, they just want to be accepted for who they are.

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes - a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.
Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it's all their fault and that they can't make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what's going on inside their head. Harsh. Don't care if they hurt someone's feelings or not. Don't care at all.
Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it's for their own good. They know what's good for them and they're confident because they know what they're capeable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.
Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can't really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they're busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they're very very sorry for it.
Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don't run out of energy, they keep going.
Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don't see or hear anything, they're lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don't mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.
Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.
Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don't talk to anyone, don't reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.
Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they're not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humour.
Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don't know what they want and it frustrates them so much.
Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.
Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.
Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.
Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won't let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.
Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don't care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.
Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.
Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.
Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don't always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don't want to. Tired of everything.
Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.
Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.
Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.
Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don't care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.
Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they're very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.
Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can't tell what they're up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.</p>

Aries: "No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"
Taurus: "Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"
Gemini: "See ya, kiddo!"
Cancer: "So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"
Leo: "I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."
Virgo: "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"
Libra: "I will name my first born, Loader Bot"
Scorpio: "FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"
Sagittarius: "You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"
Capricorn: "A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"
Aquarius: "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"
Pisces: "Wow... I cried... so much"

bullshit an essay in a day but can't do maths: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
do maths problems in 5 mins, but can't write an essay for shit: aries, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

Aries: 'im going to fucking fight that' (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)
Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life
Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys
Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending
Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty
Virgo: 'i look flawless'; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies
Libra: a funny story they're about to recount or 'this'll make an excellent selfie opportunity'
Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd
Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn't any middle ground there
Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead
Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought
Pisces: 'i need a drink'; 'why is this happening to me' and variations thereof