I think this was one of my favorite lines from Welcome to Night Vale.
I really like Cecil and could probably listen to him forever.
EDIT: matching Carlos.
Greetings, I'm Kirst and I draw things! This blog is for art and for the things I like❤️
DO NOT REPOST MY ART НЕ РЕПОСТИТЕ АРТЫ А ТО УКУШУ ЗА ЖОПУ
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7 лет назад
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Khoshekh the cat reveals the secret of the universe to Carlos the scientist, who then goes temporarily insane, waking up the next day in the Arby’s parking lot remembering nothing.
“And I’m not dumb! I like science and municipally-approved blogs just as much as the next guy, so I can’t believe that’s all I could say to him. ’Neat’”.
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Welcome to Night Vale - Horoscopes
Virgo: Go see a movie today. It's a great escape. Especially from all this pollution and UV radiation. Say, is that mole new?
Libra: Your dreams will be filled with prophetic visions. Write them down. Hopefully, there's some lottery numbers or some sports scores in there.
Scorpio: Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children. And your children's children. Vile, vile, Scorpio.
Sagittarius: You've acquired massive food allergies. Eat well.
Capricorn: Those were not contact lenses you put in this morning. Best not think about this again.
Aquarius: The white ball will be under the middle shell. Trust the stars. Invest all your money in this lucrative street game.
Pisces: You've won a brand new car!
Aries: You will feel a haunting sadness about times gone by. Today's smell is wheat grass and toast.
Taurus: Today is your annual crime day. All Tauruses are exempt from laws today.
Gemini: You will meet someone today who will have no effect on your life and whom you will immediately forget. Retain hope for a possible future.
Cancer: I've gotta pay my phone bill and also get some more milk.
Leo: It's better that I don't read this aloud. Better that you not know. Tell your family that you love them.
Libra: Your dreams will be filled with prophetic visions. Write them down. Hopefully, there's some lottery numbers or some sports scores in there.
Scorpio: Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children. And your children's children. Vile, vile, Scorpio.
Sagittarius: You've acquired massive food allergies. Eat well.
Capricorn: Those were not contact lenses you put in this morning. Best not think about this again.
Aquarius: The white ball will be under the middle shell. Trust the stars. Invest all your money in this lucrative street game.
Pisces: You've won a brand new car!
Aries: You will feel a haunting sadness about times gone by. Today's smell is wheat grass and toast.
Taurus: Today is your annual crime day. All Tauruses are exempt from laws today.
Gemini: You will meet someone today who will have no effect on your life and whom you will immediately forget. Retain hope for a possible future.
Cancer: I've gotta pay my phone bill and also get some more milk.
Leo: It's better that I don't read this aloud. Better that you not know. Tell your family that you love them.
7 лет назад
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welcome to night vale has weaved its way into my heart aaa
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tI needed to put this on my blog.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
welcome to night vale transcripts
thank you to these wonderful people for making transcripts of welcome to night vale :) if you have additional links for transcripts, please contact me and let me know; no harm in having multiple transcripts for the same episode, as people have different transcription styles, and as one or the other may go down <3
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7 лет назад
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My hand was demonically possessed whilst I wasn’t paying attention and this just fell out.
