soulequation:

godpenis:

these are all 100% me

Meeeee!!! To many nasty fuckers don’t wash they hands!

silverilly:

mycupofshe:

hellyeahthomassanders:

The Wingman 💕 by Thomas Sanders

That was not what i expected

Brunette Femme: C’mon, you can do this, go talk to her.

Thomas: Okay. [to blonde]  Hi!

Blonde: Hello!

Thomas: My friend thinks you’re cute.

[music playing “that’s what friends are for”]

aquanite:

weloveshortvideos:

An owl realizes something is up.

“Whooooo the hell is that?”

obcfamily:

Customer: I’d like to purchase a baby

Worker: Sir, we don’t actually-

Customer: *slides over $100*

Worker: *whispers* This way

sapphiresandlightsabers:

venificas:

buttholehunter:

dualchainz:

delete vine and everything on it

What the

How

I have so many questions

darwinquark:

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

lightgetsout:

Zevran is a horrible guide.

soselfimportant:

man whos never eaten a banana before tries to play it cool in front of his friends

myideasgoboom:

lol me againnnnn

love-health-ot:

😆 “The gym: before & after”

taylorfart:

vuat:

this is what i imagine an american biology class is like

this IS what it’s like

daydreamingidiots:

What are you waiting for?