ratfightbehindthefridge:

thecommonchick:

*on phone* 

Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? 

Me: Yes. 

*hangs up*

I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes on defrost will thaw a chicken to the same temp as if it’d been sitting out all day.

You’re welcome.