smutsket:

I just had to put my love for your brainwashed!Ford AU into words, so I wrote this ficlet. There’s some angst. I hope you like it!

Ford threw himself on his knees before Bill.

“Forgive me, my lord, for I have sinned,” he whispered hoarsely, bowing his head with shame and regret. “I have these… these memories of breaking my sacred vow to you. It’s true, isn’t it? I swore to remain by your side until the end of time… and then I turned my back on you.”

Bill didn’t say anything for a couple of seconds and Ford started trembling. He didn’t dare look up at him.

“You did,” Bill finally said.

Dizzy, Ford braced himself against the ground. He tried to remember what he had done, and why. All he could recall was renouncing Bill. Such blasphemy.

“Forgive me!” he pleaded, raising his voice to drown out the sound of his own rapid heartbeat hammering in his ears. “I will accept any punishment you consider appropriate.”

He feared that Bill would strike him and flinched when he put a hand on his head. But his god’s touch remained gentle.

“How could I punish my most loyal devotee?” he asked. The words made Ford shiver with pleasure and pride, and he relaxed a little. “Yes, you betrayed me, but you have returned to me. You have been nothing but faithful ever since. And you plan on keeping it that way, right?”

“Of course!” Ford exclaimed breathlessly.

“Then you are forgiven,” Bill said. “Now, look at me.”

Ford raised his head and looked Bill in the eye, smiling in relief. But when Bill cupped his cheek with his other hand, Ford broke his gaze, flustered.

“I am not worthy of your mercy,” he murmured, Bill’s cool fingers burning against his flushed skin, “or your touch.”

“On the contrary,” his god said and brushed his thumb over Ford’s willingly parted lips, “you’re the only one who is.”

UM….THIS IS PERFECT?

akapost:

Zootopia x Fallout4

This idea just came into my head when I hear Nick’s name.
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A-KA

john-fuckin-hancock:

Hancock’s the kinda guy that’d break a motherfucker’s arm in 0.000000000036647 seconds if they tried to take his hat. Your best bet is to stage a sneak attack while he’s higher than usual, and fuckin’ book it. Don’t look back, he is there and he is angry. If he doesn’t get close his shotgun and knife are useless. Keep runnin’.

MacCready will try to swipe it back. He is useless in close combat, so do not run. If you run, he has a sniper rifle and he will use it. Stay and fight. The scrawny dad man will lose.

Piper ain’t even havin’ that shit, she’ll backhand the person, with a 90% knockback chance. You can catch her off guard easily, but the moment you get that hat, you run. Move quickly, and once you’re far enough, move quietly. She will not find you and you will have the hat. Congratulations.

Nick is old and crotchety. He has cases to solve, damnit, and he doesn’t need this shit. Grab his hat, and keep moving. He’s a detective. If you stop, he will find you. If you hide, he will find you. If you time travel, he will find you. So long as you move, the hat is yours.

Preston gets mildly annoyed and politely asks for it back. Do not give in. He will give in first. Congrats, the hat is yours.

Deacon won’t even care if you take his hat tbh he’ll prob’ly just give you a hat. He has like twenty more of the exact same hat tucked away in various locations throughout the mojave. He can hook you up.

axeeeee:

inspired by Gustav Klimt

soodyo:

a handful of iwaoi 

youhavebeentraceyd:

awkwardasian13:

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjXH7cneK2c)

JUST FUCKING WATCH IT

this…is incredibly well made.

last-heroine:

krem, cole and sera spending some quality time together \ 0 /

and it’s almost 5 am, I am going to sleep OTL