Eurovision before the voting starts: Hello Europe! :) We're all one big happy family! :) I love you all!! :) :) :) Eurovision after the voting starts: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WAGE WAR ON YOUR STUPID COUNTRY AND FIGHT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY I NEVER LIKED YOU YOUR FOOD SMELLS BAD AND I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT TIME YOU INVADED US IN THE 11TH CENTURY