punkdun:

when people tell you about their weird kinks 

lovepal:

are you a coffee gay, a tea gay, or a hot cocoa gay?

sideraclara:

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

joons:

“i like this villain!”

oh no, you don’t! you haven’t filled out the appropriate forms! you need better credentials. first fill out the following*:

do you admit–publicly, loudly, and continually–that you do not: 

✔ condone  ✔  accept   ✔  understand

any of the villain’s immoral behavior, and that you do not:

✔  enjoy  ✔  tolerate  ✔  see any value whatsoever in 

reading about actions that deviate from Current Puritan Norms, regardless of their merits as devices of narrative tension, character believability, and explorations of morality and empathy in a literary work?

X __________________

*you may waive signing this form if you can answer yes to the following question:

do you like the villain because you’re coping with a traumatic experience? if so, please describe your experience in as much detail as possible and publish the form for public viewing.

now you can say you like a villain on your blog! 

biomechas:

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

suicidalghosts:

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

vanillahobbit:

Wealthy af Magister Pavus spoiling Lavellan rotten. The joy he gets from going and getting his Amatus all these unnecessary, luxurious goodies, and brims with joy whenever he sees him wearing that one little accessory he knew he would love. Consideration goes into each present, and he wraps them himself with fancy bows and paper.

Wealthier than before, but still not as wealthy as Dorian, Lavellan, not knowing what to do with half of the things the mage gives/sends him and worrying that he’s spending too much on the him. Yet, he can’t help feeling reassured of Dorian’s adoration with every little gift. When people compliment one of the gifts, inquiring as to where he got it, he replies proudly;  “It was a gift from Magister Pavus.”

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

look, someone needed to be the Family Disappointment and the Gay Cousin and I’m really good at multitasking. just playing up my strengths.

mixing-up-my-words-again:

i think one of the best fall out boy lyrics will forever be “i got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back.” like, c'mon. if that’s not savage, i don’t know what is.

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

bumbleshark:

if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera

hosiamoon:

catf8sh:

caitlintheawesome:

- when you get someone’s pronouns right, don’t pat yourself on the back. 

- when you get them wrong, don’t give a list of excuses. just say sorry, correct yourself, and move on! trust me, handling it this way is better for everyone.

- if someone gets your family member/friend’s pronouns wrong, only correct them if it’s a safe environment.

- people get frustrated when they are constantly misgendered. don’t blame trans people for being upset about this, especially if you’re the one who misgendered them.

- correcting people when they misgender you can be tiring. just because someone doesn’t correct you, doesn’t mean you’re right or that they don’t mind.

- people introduce their pronouns in different ways. sometimes it’s direct, like saying your name and pronouns. other times it’s through conversation, implying, or correcting. if you aren’t sure, ask when possible! 

- nobody cares if the person was being mean to you. that doesn’t mean you can misgender them. use peoples pronouns.

THESE ARE SO IMPORTANT