just-shower-thoughts:

If the Disney movie “Inside Out” we’re set in a young teen boy’s head, it would have to be rated NC-17.

suzuyas:

working on a piece of art for hours and ending up hating it

hey-rogby:

when your friend likes the same dirty stuff as you do

goldfich:

when is tumblr removing the ability to login 

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

• Girls

audarii:

muketextposts:

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

FUCK THIS SHIT WORKS MAN I MEAN I’M GOING TO SEE BTS ON TUESDAY HAVE HAVE I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I MUST HAVE BUT I DON’T REMEMBER BUT ?????

fantasticworldofflanneldoodle:

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

enraptored:

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

mytoecold:

You know what else I hate? How fucking cliche depression sounds when it’s bad. I feel like the worse it is, the more it sounds like a Myspace poem written in 2007 by a Bullet for my Valentine fan

nukacolae:

can’t tell if skyrim or dragon age or actual photo of a lake

tehrisa:

yakuza-garbage:

just1nick:

eat-me-out-oppa:

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

BRUHHHH

me: o-one?

eye doctor: are you sure?

me: “labored breathing* YES

eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?

me: two??

eye doctor: are you s

eye doctor: one or two?

me: just fuck me up

cummied:

*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me

fuzzeh:

me thinking about my ocs: lots of love and effort and thought went into everyone  i coud DEFINITELY tell u every single thing about them theyre so GOOD and i am so EAGER to get this info out there is so much going on through my head this is amazing

me writing about my ocs: 

mydogsnokes:

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

yanderechild:

me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole