phlogistinators:

recentgooglesearches:

if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven

if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

earthdad:

when i actually try to make myself look good for once

3xquisitely:

traitor:

poky:

virguin:

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

skibbo:

bigby: hey

everyone in fabletown: fuck you bigby

theaceofskulls:

rasec-wizzlbang:

pour one out for all the video game franchises that were new and interesting when they first came out and are not being allowed the sweet release of death as their companies churn out sequel after sequel

We all know you’re talking about Assassin’s Creed here. You can use names.

simplykorra:

Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.

mmcoconut:

Keep reading

mechromancr:

Do you ever look at a hot video game character and you’re just like

destroy me

heroofferelden:

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

denyeverythingg:

i hate that whole “you have to love your parents no matter what because theyre your parents” mentality like it’s great that u were blessed w two decent parents but can you shut the fuck up and mind ur own damn business

forcenturies:

me: *playing fall out boy*

kids: can we listen to some new music

me: *growls*

nathanieljosephruess:

“halsey’s music is boring” says someone who listens to nothing but white boy pop punk bands