greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

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me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
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bruiseandleavebehind:

I always like to hear what people think about me because I have no idea who I am tbh

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

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cowboyish:

when white boys r like “ooo are you blushing” like can you chill for a moment i was probs thinking about kuroo tetsuro not ur crusty ass

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Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

seriousflightrisk:

attract:

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

first of all aw and second of all right back at ya @megglesbagels

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inheartsswake:

*arrives home* ahh good, now i can be ugly in peace

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Me Texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
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garbageurl:

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful 

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lasciviousselachii:

bottomklavier:

when you wanna talk about one of your fav nsfw headcanons but you can’t handle people knowing the level of your sin

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hello friend

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jessawarriorprincess:

kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii

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hexephra:

buddy you’re a young meme, there’s no need to feel down, i said blood on your face, you big young meme, kickin your can all over the YMCA

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hashtagdion:

No one here seems interested in the grimy parts of mental health. Everyone wants to talk about mental illness as quiet introverts drinking tea and nervously stuttering over words. No one ever talks about symptoms like paranoia or hallucinations or hypersexuality or compulsions or homelessness or drug addiction or delusions or psychosis or violent urges. Every time a clearly mentally ill person commits a crime, and someone says, “Hey, maybe this is a sign that we need to improve mental health awareness in this country,” everyone goes to screaming: “This isn’t about mental illness! Mentally ill people aren’t violent!”

But yes, sometimes mentally ill people are violent. Sometimes we are bad people. And even those mentally ill people are in need of advocacy, maybe even more so.

When you post “Protect people with mental illnesses at all costs,” do you mean all of us, or just the cute ones?

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

how long until people draw the cats in neko atsume as skinny white boys i give it two more weeks