pkrockn:

welcome to the “i really hate tumblr but everything else on this shit orb bores me and without this god dam site i’d have nothing to do with my time so i guess i’m trapped here until the site crashes completely” club

discowing:

bless sports anime

intensity: 100%

number of dead children: 0

kingsleyisilebo:

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

lierdumoa:

methlick:

Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket

One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee, “What time do you close?” and the guy just answered, “No.”

michaxl:

apsghetti:

michaxl:

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE

fuggnuckets:

do you ever get so attracted to a videogame character and you are confused because it’s literaly just a bunch of pixels but still a fricking hot bunch of pixels 

fatbutchpacifica:

why do boys spit on the ground so much. why must they poison our earth

aroughcun:

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

confirmance:

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

qveendragon:

im genuinely hoping 2016 is good for all of you. those who are suffering with personal stuff or just want a fresh start, or anything else, i hope you survived 2015 with a good feeling about 2016. make it your best year yet.

mallamun-socialjustice:

kicking-asana-and-taking-names:

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

mothurs:

i hope i won’t feel like dying all the time next year

snorlaxatives:

youtubers trying food/candy from other cultures and overdramatically spitting it out as if it’s the worst thing they’ve ever eaten is the most annoying youtube trend of the year and really should stop lol