tropicalgoth1996:

my aesthetic is wearing all black and being cold and late and having bad and dry skin and saying “thank you” a lot

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bible-jpg:

“i do what i want” sounds really rebellious and cool but what i want to do is avoid conflict and stay in my room

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Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic
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2013zarry:

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

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Bad thing: *happens*
Me: Well, I guess it's time to find a 100k fanfiction and keep reading till I lose all sense of reality and forget about all my problems and instead focus on the More Important Problems of imaginary people.
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me when i haven't thought about harry potter for 3 minutes: i am forgetting my roots...my background...everything that made me who i am..i am failing you harry james potter. i'm the weak one..and i'll never know love or friendship
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benpaddon:

Jared Leto’s Joker is the manager of the Hot Topic that Kylo Ren works in.

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larriesuffer:

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

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me, a lazy winemaker

classicmeevs:

“fuck fuck fuck” *frantically squeezing grapes into an empty wine bottle 2 minutes before the Big Wine Tasting Competition*

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bethesda sex scene
paladin danse: [clipping through the floor, vibrating rapidly]
sole survivor: [stands 10 feet from the bed in idle animation]
hancock, distantly: plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just tryin' to survive. i'm not willing to stand for that kinda shit.
me: *sees female character*
me: i hope she likes girls
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megatons:

movie: *shows a close, trusting relationship between the lead male and female characters but it never develops into a romance”

me: *shocked and delighted*

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driflloon:

mood: those people who were playing the instruments while the titanic was sinking

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bisexual-solo:

ghostcongregation:

i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things

what the fuck did you say. lets get em boys

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