winemomleia:

sometimes i want a boyfriend, sometimes i want a girlfriend. mostly i just want a friend. and $200,000,000.

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552:

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

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melaninjaclan:

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

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rrueplumet:

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

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takealookatyourlife:

Stopping girl hate doesn’t mean you have to like or get along with every other woman. It just means you don’t tear women down for being women. It means you let go of your internalised misogyny, envy, and jealousy of other women. It means not using gender based insults to undermine other women. It means you don’t push other women under the bus for men. It means you stop holding other women to the arbitrary and restrictive gender roles you’ve been socialised into. 

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mutisija:

i hate games with character customization because i always make my character too attractive and then i spend 50% of my time in the game admiring how attractive my character is

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ihatecliffhangers:

When you already own a video game but you still pick it up and look at it whenever you’re in the store just because you love it and it means so much to you and you’d buy it 3000 times if you could.

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jaclcfrost:

“you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

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rum:

*wakes up in the morning after a long nights sleep* man im fucking tired, I should probably go to bed

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty
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my kink

clramatic:

“your order has shipped” emails

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lindseymorqan:

not to be dramatic but i’m going to die halfway through the civil war movie

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jaclcfrost:

my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor

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asgardeer:

also, credit to sirius for fucking noticing that tiny ass mouse is missing a finger by looking at a mediocre quality wizard gif

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fullmetal-weaboo-trash:

*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace

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