pancakereport:

Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.

ozeia:

im coming home
im coming home
tell the world im coming home

thisgirlgames:

We are getting to the point where games are almost too pretty play. My objective is to run over there and punch a dude in the face? Okay, but first, I’m going to stand here so I can watch the rain fall around my character as the howling wind rustles their hair.

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

“How can you know all this? How much Dragon Age do you play?” 

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

overdrawn-at-the-commie-bank:

tfw you want to sin and nobody will sin with you

dykevoid:

a lesbian’s attraction to women is in no way comparable to a straight man’s attraction to women

scholla:

me after death *slams the hell’s gate open, takes off the bra and the shoes, sits on satan’s lap*: I’m fuckin’ home, what’s the wifi password

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

fitbekz:

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*