person: you're really cute
me: are you making fun of me
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neo-blue-fuckboys:

if tsukiyama dies i will be in denial for months and wear black for an entire year and probably make a tsukiyama blog where i post daily sad poems about tsukiyama and cry a whole lot

me: *smiles at phone*
mom: *gasps* are you texting a boy?
me: no I'm reading gay fanfiction
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astound:

i need $$$$$ not feelings

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How Often Do You Sin?

eggito:

☐ i dont sin
☐ i sin a little
☐ i sin sometimes
☐ i sin a lot
☑ im sinning right now

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me, 5 seconds before making an online purchase: I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE
me, 5 seconds after making an online purchase: What Have I Done
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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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narcotic:

I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life

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digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

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suzuchun:

when you see fanart of your otp

image
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ryuko:

when will i be someone’s cinnamon roll

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nutellamolotov:

When your friend starts getting into a series you already know

image
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me: my chemical romance? pfftt what a shitty emo band
piano: G
me: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
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kanyekiwest:

tsukiyama: *sees kaneki*

tsukiyama: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so💯  thats what im talking about right thereright there(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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