navanikholin:

etsy more like i can’t buy this and i’m upsetsy

vvalpurgisnight:

i want a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) button on my keyboard

error4583324:

i am in pain

falloutgirlongirl:

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

starlingesque:

me @ good cinematography: 🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀 good shot go౦ԁ sHot🎬 thats 🎬 a good🎥🎥shot right🎬📼 th 📷 ere🎥🎥 right 🎬 there 📼🎥 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 📼 i say so 🎬 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎬 📷📹📼НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🎥🎥🎥 🎬 🎬 👀👀Good shot

spearsus:

me: i HATE drama
*drama starts up*
me: 🔍👀

saturnpolice:

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

honey-nut-queerio:

goodcopbadcop:

reactionpicsofpearl:

when people think youre straight

this is a reaction and an example 

Yes

gotitforcheap:

according to google image search, bears are only 450 x 338 in size, and if you’re afraid of them you’re just a chicken shit coward 

gulab-jal:

man: *stares at me*

me: shut the fuck up

lexabliss:

when someone talks shit about your fave

fuckyeahvarric:

Hawke: *is in a crowd and can’t find Varric*

Hawke: *cups their hands to make a megaphone*

Hawke: HAWKE SUCKS!

Varric, from a distance: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Hawke: There he is.

jaded-idealism:

1. I made a typo?  Fcuk that noise.  It’s staying.

2. Is that a typo?  I’ll just correct the word in a new tag when I’m doen.  #done

3. Erases 15 lines of tags and retypes the entire thing because I misspelled *the* in the first line.