reblog if personally you’ve had enough
mom: why is your room always so messy?
me: if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and probably die.
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blkoutqueen:

Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!

Also Me: 

image
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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

valentines day

valentine gay

valentin ga

valenti ga

valeno ga

videno gam

video games

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Listens to song: otp
Listens to song that can't be otp: otp au in which—
tagged: +my life  +text post 
Me: They're hot
Brain: They're drawings
Me: They are so hot
Brain: They are nOTHING BUT LINES
Me: So hot
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me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time
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haikrew:

Kuroo : Bokuto.
Bokuto: Yeah bro?
Kuroo : Someone said you sound like an owl…
Bokuto : Who?
Kuroo : …
Bokuto : WHO?
Kuroo : …
Bokuto : WHO SAID I SOUND LIKE AN OWL?
Kuroo : *is on the ground laughing*
Bokuto : WHO?

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kuroo: hahaha he just ran into a wall. what a loser
kuroo when he's with bokuto: hey do you think if we both run into that wall really hard at the same time we can knock it over

leipke:

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

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creepyjirachi:

me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotional

me watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments the entire time

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perks of dating me

fefjade:

  • i’ve got humor
  • i’m the giggle at a funeral
  • i know everybody’s disapproval
  • you should have worshipped me sooner
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sansgod:

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

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dutchster:

*has a long hot shower*
i can’t wait for tonight
*brushes teeth*
i’m so excited
*dries hair*
this is going to be an amazing night
*gets into bed*
*goes to sleep*

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