hilarious he could write a whole goddamn book about himself
In the distant future, in the year 2864, several colonisation ships head to Pandora, a planet on the edge of the galaxy. The colonists are drawn there in search of a better life as well as vast mineral resources said to be on the planet, free for the taking, akin to a futuristic gold rush.[…] Some of the settlers seek to get rich quick by discovering alien technology. Most others are just trying to survive.
Borderlands Series 2009 - 2015, and onwards
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I guess it all started with a promotion… See, I’ve spent my entire career up at Hyperion. I suppose that makes me one of the bad guys in this story… And Handsome Jack was the baddest guy of ‘em all… I wanted to be just like him.
(listen)
elves-dwarves-dragons-hobbits:
What did I do to deserve this? Seriously? Don’t-don’t look at me like that!
Five-year-old boys.
R: You’re not as smart as you think you are.
J: And you’re not as good at threats as you think you are!