starfleetspectre:
“ hilarious he could write a whole goddamn book about himself
”

starfleetspectre:

hilarious he could write a whole goddamn book about himself

elenafisher:

Video Game Challenge - 3/5 Soundtracks: Tales from the Borderlands (Season 1)

waldafrey:

In the distant future, in the year 2864, several colonisation ships head to Pandora, a planet on the edge of the galaxy. The colonists are drawn there in search of a better life as well as vast mineral resources said to be on the planet, free for the taking, akin to a futuristic gold rush.[…] Some of the settlers seek to get rich quick by discovering alien technology. Most others are just trying to survive.

Borderlands Series 2009 - 2015, and onwards

dunwall:

//:KING_

I guess it all started with a promotion… See, I’ve spent my entire career up at Hyperion. I suppose that makes me one of the bad guys in this story… And Handsome Jack was the baddest guy of ‘em all… I wanted to be just like him.  

listen

tressela:
“Guys, I just really love Tales from the Borderlands.
”

tressela:

Guys, I just really love Tales from the Borderlands.

starry-caramel:

Five-year-old boys.

R: You’re not as smart as you think you are.
J: And you’re not as good at threats as you think you are!