starrelia:

_{Hyperion named it the Conference Call, because you’re gonna wanna call everyone to tell them how awesome it is!
… then you kill ‘em.}

erase–myself:

I just want you to know…
                                                                                          I totally forgive you for ripping me off.

waldafrey:

Look, guys… he was my hero, okay? What could I do? (You’re an absolute psychopath! Yeah, I mean, I think some naive part of me wanted to believe you were just misunderstood but no, no…you are the worst person I have ever met.) 
//
 I know I’ve done some kinda ehhhh things, but we’re a team here, kiddo. (All I need is time. One day, when you’ve forgotten all about me -I’ll take over your body and skin you alive with your own two hands.)

Video Game Challenge: 5 Friendships [2/5] - Rhys & Handsome Jack (Tales from the Borderlands)

wickedastardly:

You had it right the first time.

waldafrey:

“Oh yeah. That happened.”

“It’s my story! Shut up.”

somesketchyshitmain:

bless this man

wickedastardly:

Rhys + blood

demisexualmako:

this is my family

clericsbeast:

‘He is pretty yolked!’

hyperiontrashbin:

tfw when your homicidal plans are foiled

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shapard:

What if I say please? Would that make it easier for you? ‘Cause I’m not saying please. Even though technically I’ve said it twice now.

shadow-magnet:

That 10 Million Dollars Smile ft. Eyebrow Combo

wickedastardly:

President of Atlas.