English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: Te amo
Bangla: ami tumake bhalo bashi
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 你是一个王八蛋
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Ich liebe dich
Swedish: Ät min röv
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Sug min kuk
Polish : Kocham cię
French : Je t'aime
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek
Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af
Italian: sei un caga coglioni
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
I KNOW DUTCH AND FINNISH SO I KNOW ALL OF THESE ARENT "I LOVE YOU" I CRACKED IT BYE ENJOY TRANSLATING SOME OF THESE