#I DIDN’T EVEN MEAN TO SHIP IT THIS HARD
(via teamlockwood) ←

gay-liens:

Skeleton dance phrases:
- “slumped shoulders = GREAT CUDDLER”
- “I can’t wait to destroy your body tonight”
- “and that’s how I learned all 17 of Lord hater’s secret tickle spots”
- “now I’m married to wander”
- “I WAS HOPING YOU’D WIN”

bdugo:

I love how Wander genuinely thinks Dominator would love Hater, because Wander apparently sees Hater as a “studly skull muffin” and that it’d be totally impossible for anyone NOT to love him. He’s like, ‘well I’M in love with him, but isn’t everybody?’

summersmiths:

Can you hear my thoughts, my buddy from a distant star? I’m not sure I even know who you are. Look at me like a kid out of school, hanging out with a fool. A fool who I think is actually kinda cool.

bdugo:
“““Stop smiling, I’m trying to kiss you!”
“You’re smilin’ too, sugar!” ”

bdugo:

“Stop smiling, I’m trying to kiss you!”

“You’re smilin’ too, sugar!”