Gipsy Danger.
When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean…
What are you doing? You look like an idiot. Put your hand down. You’re not an officer. You don’t need to salute anyone. What a jerk that guy was.