I had a little guest tell me that she wanted to marry Tamatoa. She didn’t care for a princes or even Maui; she was 100% set on marrying a giant singing crab.
Person A: *calmly sitting and reading the newspaper while sipping an herbal tea* Person B: *theatrically bursts into the room, wearing every glittery article of clothing and jewellery they own* WELL TAMATOA HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
