agirlwithachakram:

someone: Tevinter is the best country in the world.

Dorian: no it isn’t, it’s fucking terrible. we squander our potential on decadence, corruption, abuse, and refusing to actually acknowledge the possibility of getting our asses kicked by the Qunari or, Maker forbid, being wrong about anything ever.

someone else: Tevinter sucks

Dorian: how fucking dare you. I will kick your ass. let’s go. right here, right now.