Aries: Is there a HR department I can report you to?
Taurus: Sorry for talking about my ass so much.
Gemini: I don't think people to think we're dating or anything.
Cancer: You're the only one who can save this case and my bladder!
Leo: I don't mind playing second banana.
Virgo: Rarw My ass!
Libra: What?! You know I care about sexism things!
Scorpio: You do seem to be great with your hands.
Sagittarius: We've really slept together a lot these past few months.
Capricorn: Don't do anything gay!
Aquarius: So, where do you keep the goods, under the futon?
Pisces: Don't tell me this... HARD LIQUOR?!