gravityfeels13:

Me: Awe Dipper is gonna give Mabel his hat to cover up the gum that’s sweet.

Dipper: *Pulls out hair razor*

Me: Oh My God.

ameithyst:

Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

in-a-hat:

When something touches the back of your neck.

mysterylesbians:

Bill had one hell of a schwifty party.

yeah-i-capiche:

what am I doing with my free time?

godofdestruction:

I just paused aND THIS IS JUST AFTER HE LAUGHED AT FORD BEING HIS BACKSCRATCHER HE’S SO SALTY ABOUT HIM REFUSING TO JOIN HIM FOR REAL

phantomnoiz:

Bill has friends

busket:

i am t r a s h !!!!!!

daniellestitt:

Oddpocalypse opening//Gravity Falls opening parallels

basementauthor:

my ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

sassysquibbles:

findmeinthealps:

I CAN’T BELIEVE BILL HAD A FUCKING MOUTH THIS WHOLE TIME

that’s totally why he sprayed soda on his eyes when he was possessing Dipper

tea-and-tipulidae:

Are we going to talk about..

the-ice-castle: