john-fuckin-hancock:

Hancock’s the kinda guy that’d break a motherfucker’s arm in 0.000000000036647 seconds if they tried to take his hat. Your best bet is to stage a sneak attack while he’s higher than usual, and fuckin’ book it. Don’t look back, he is there and he is angry. If he doesn’t get close his shotgun and knife are useless. Keep runnin’.

MacCready will try to swipe it back. He is useless in close combat, so do not run. If you run, he has a sniper rifle and he will use it. Stay and fight. The scrawny dad man will lose.

Piper ain’t even havin’ that shit, she’ll backhand the person, with a 90% knockback chance. You can catch her off guard easily, but the moment you get that hat, you run. Move quickly, and once you’re far enough, move quietly. She will not find you and you will have the hat. Congratulations.

Nick is old and crotchety. He has cases to solve, damnit, and he doesn’t need this shit. Grab his hat, and keep moving. He’s a detective. If you stop, he will find you. If you hide, he will find you. If you time travel, he will find you. So long as you move, the hat is yours.

Preston gets mildly annoyed and politely asks for it back. Do not give in. He will give in first. Congrats, the hat is yours.

Deacon won’t even care if you take his hat tbh he’ll prob’ly just give you a hat. He has like twenty more of the exact same hat tucked away in various locations throughout the mojave. He can hook you up.

ttotheaffy:

vaultt-tec:

Astoundingly Awesome Tales

notevilgoodart:

reblog if u support this man in his quest to fight the sun

lichbookclub:

team “come be immortal with me.”

journalistpiper:

_{When I’m up there singing, I’ll be thinking of you.}

silsol:

fallout 4 doodles

ladym0rrigan:

Giving Dogmeat a teddy bear

casspentaghast:

Thoughts, Piper?

tevintter:

There’s always another case to close.

i-got-spurs:

fallout 4 more like zombie boyfriend simulator

jarenward:

the real savior of the commonwealth also i love him