“Seems to me, the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong.”
↳ for actualhawke
Varric printed a second copy of ‘Swords & Shields: Chapter 2’ to post to Kirkwall.
Dude bros: “Game developers have to have a white straight male as a lead, nothing else sells, they’re just appealing to the audience. People who want better representation are in the minority.”
Dragonage Inquisition: “…”
*Puts in bisexuals*
*Puts in racial minories in major roles*
*Puts in gay and lesbian people*
*Puts in the option to play as a woman complete with practical non-sexy clothing*
*Puts in an asexual character*
*Puts in a transgender character*
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
THERE ARE ELVES FOR THE THROWING
AND FADE RIFTS A-GLOWING
WHEN DEMONS ARE NEEAAAR
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIME
OF THE YEAAAAAAR
THERE’LL BE ORLEASIAN PARTIES FOR HOSTING
AND TEMPLARS FOR ROASTING
AND MOUNTAIN PATHS COVERED IN SNOW
WE’LL HEAR VARRIC’S OLD STORIES
AND TALES OF HAWKES GLORIES AS CHAMPION LONG, LONG AGO
before playing a bioware game: im gonna make so many different characters and romance a different person and make different choices each time i play
after playing a bioware game: ive found it. i have found the only main character and only LI and only choices i will ever make. the cycle shall repeat.
its me