Cole: Dorian, am I handsome?
Dorian: What?
Cole: You always say you are handsome. Am I handsome too? I can't tell.
Dorian: Well, you're alright. Might rethink the hats though.
Cole: But I like my hats.

Blackwall: I once met a dwarf who made the best home-brewed ale.
Varric: I once met a Grey Warden who got possessed by a spirit and then blew up a Chantry and killed a hundred people. What makes people think you want to hear what others of ''your kind'' have done, anyway?

Dorian: I have only one question, Sera: did you cut your own hair?
Sera: Yeah. Why wouldn’t I?
Dorian: You could try using something other than a rusty butter knife.
Sera: Oh, excuse me while I dig up my diamond-studded hair-cutting whatevers.
Dorian: Scissors. The word you’re looking for is “scissors”.
Sera: Pppbth!