Aries: lovely
Taurus: perfect
Gemini: kind
Cancer: sweet
Leo: queen
Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you
Libra: pretty
Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says "Evil" for all twelve signs
Sagittarius: twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business twisty business
Capricorn: memefucker
Aquarius: the dark man took my son
Pisces: fish