Replaying DA: Origins
Me: ok I'm definitely going to romance Zevran this time
Alistair: hello
Alistair: it's me

mars-jorie:

taintedlyrium:

chris pratt as alistair theirin

“What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without my pants!”

Probably the only person who can truly capture the essence that is Alistair.

queendalish:

When I’m done here, we’ll be together again. Forever this time.

Alistair after falling for the Warden
Alistair: It was love at first bLIGHT
Warden:
Alistair:
Alistair: im sorry
turiannn:
“i’m not crying, you’re crying
AFTER THE BLIGHT!!!!!! NO ONE DIES!!!! EVEURYTHINGS OKAY :’)…..
”

turiannn:

i’m not crying, you’re crying

AFTER THE BLIGHT!!!!!! NO ONE DIES!!!! EVEURYTHINGS OKAY :’)….. 

voicelessred:

*alistair theirin voice* The Warden? Yeah, that’s my wife, she’s a real *trips* *hundreds of pictures fall out of his armor* maker, she’s so great. i’m glad i keep these on me *gathers them up and goes about his day*

commander-warden-blog:

“has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?”

serault:

ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs → ᴀʟɪsᴛᴀɪʀ

“That’s what I’m here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners.”
tagged: +da:o  +da:i  +alistair theirin 
grotesqueerie:
“Dooble of Orlesian Ball Alistair
”

grotesqueerie:

Dooble of Orlesian Ball Alistair