venom is getting bad reviews because clearly no movie critics are monster fuckers. send tweet.
like honestly though you know these plain ass bitches were going into those theatres hoping to have some film about how eddie brock overcame the scary slime monster to take down the evil scary bad business man and then he and miss blondie would ride into the sunset on the back of his motorbike and i just have to ask like… did they all seriously watch eddie “big bitch energy” brock and venom “big slut energy” symbiote in the trailer releases and think “oh yes, this is going to be an intellectual piece of film”? No! this film is for horny people and people with taste so bad it’s good. no i won’t elaborate.
pretty fucked up that straight girls are allowed to go on and on about how hot their friends are and say ‘im straight but i’d fuck that female celebrity’ and call each other ‘my wife’ and shit and nobody bats an eye but the second a lesbian even mentions that one (1) guy is attractive a demonic choir of ten thousand hetero voices rings out from the depths of hell saying ‘i thought you were gay????’ like……chill it’s honestly not that deep lmao
I may be more invested in owari no seraph than I initially intended. (shinoa and kimizuki had to go twice bc their faces were hidden the first time and everyone thought that wasn’t fair)
me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me
