Things the signs are bad at
Aries: getting off their high horse
Taurus: having motivation
Gemini: making decisions
Cancer: leaving people alone
Leo: not talking to anyone
Virgo: being modest
Libra: shutting up
Scorpio: not getting offended
Sagittarius: making friends
Capricorn: loving someone back
Aquarius: helping people through tough times
Pisces: staying on topic
Signs as weird animal girls in middle school

hippiestrology:

Horse Girls: Sagittarius, Taurus, Cancer

Wolf Girls: Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Dragon Girls: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius

Unicorn Girls: Pisces

Cat Girls: Virgo

The Signs As Bitches
The ‘looks like a bad bitch but isn’t’ squad: Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
The ‘doesn't look like a bad bitch but actually is’ squad: Taurus, Pisces, Gemini
The ‘looks like a bad bitch, is a bad bitch’ squad: Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio
The ‘doesn't look like a bad bitch and isn't one either’ squad: Libra, Cancer
tagged: +Taurus 
Xbox Squad vs. PlayStation Squad
Xbox Squad: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
PlayStation Squad: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
tagged: +taurus  +zodiac tag  +true 
Zodiac Signs and Squads
rad but sad: taurus, aries, gemini, cancer
has probably killed a man already: leo, scorpio, virgo, aquarius,
looks like they should be wearing a flower crown but would probably cut a bitch: cancer, leo, sagittarius,
precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure: libra, pisces,
THE SIGNS FINDING OUT SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON THEM
Aries: Hahahahahahahahaha k
Taurus: Is this a joke
Gemini: Lets make a baby
Cancer: !!!!!!!!
Leo: Well, who wouldn't?
Virgo: This is awkward bye
Libra: How cute awww
Scorpio: Oh god why no
Sagittarius: Okay haha
Capricorn: Stop that
Aquarius: How do I respond to this situation
Pisces: ....I LIKE YOU TOO I THINK
tagged: +taurus 
top 5 gay signs

zodiaec:

  • scorpio
  • taurus
  • libra
  • cancer
  • gemini

kissmyastrology:

The coffee squad: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

The tea squad: Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

The “I don’t care as long as it’s caffeinated” squad: Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

WHY THE SIGNS DIFFER FROM OTHER SIGNS OF THE SAME ELEMENT
Aries/Fire: Arians enjoy their solitude and do not mind being alone. Out of the fire signs, they care the least about others.
Taurus/Earth: Taurus are materialistic and enjoy luxury. They are often lazy and sluggish, unlike the rest of the earth signs.
Gemini/Air: Gemini personality varies multiple times, you'll never really know what to expect from them, while air signs are generally consistent in personality.
Cancer/Water: Cancer is less concerned with themselves, and more so with others. They are heavily family involved, and are more outward than the other water signs.
Leo/Fire: Leo is very materialistic and self-centered, and unlike the other fire signs, is afraid of what others will think of them.
Virgo/Earth: While the other earth signs do not care much for socialization, outside of a shy Virgo, is someone longing for attention.
Libra/Air: Libra is the most emotional of the air signs, and is unafraid of showing their emotions.
Scorpio/Water: Scorpio has an edge to them that the other water signs do not. Their emotions run deeper and their capacity for rage is endless.
Sagittarius/Fire: Sagittarius is more concerned with the philosophical world than the physical world that the fire signs dominate.
Capricorn/Earth: Capricorn has the most difficulty concealing their emotions, and also has a higher work drive than the other earth signs.
Aquarius/Air: While the other air signs bend at other's will and to please others, Aquarius is solid and will not give up their values in order to impress; they are unashamed.
Pisces/Water: Pisces is not connected with reality like the rest of the water signs, they have a softness that the others do not.
MOST TO LEAST  LIKELY TO SUMMON SATAN
Aquarius
Scorpio
Leo
Capricorn
Aries
Gemini
Sagittarius
Libra
Pisces
Virgo
Cancer
Taurus
Signs that they have a crush on you
Aries: Gets in a singsong voice
Taurus: Stalks you
Gemini: Draws you a lot and writes secret things (really love letters/fanfiction)
Cancer: Giggles a lot around you
Leo: Is undeniably rude to you
Virgo: Does dangerous stunts to get your attention
Libra: pets your hair
Scorpio: Is sweet and kind to you and snuggles up to you at any given moment
Sagittarius: Blushes whenever you speak
Capricorn: Stutters
Aquarius: Doesn't ever make eye contact and murmurs everything
Pisces: "Accidentally" bumps into you a lot
tagged: +well i agree  +taurus 
How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus-really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?