<p> Something bad on starkiller: *happens* Kylo Ren and General Hux, tripping each other and yanking each other back: HOLY SHIT SUPREME LEADER YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT (HUX/KYLO) DID</p>
me: *remembers that out of the three main protagonists of the new star wars movie not one of them is a white man. that the most shipped pair is an interracial coupe with a black and hispanic man and that we are gonna get a female jedi as main hero*
luke: *gazes happily as force ghosts of obi-wan, yoda, and anakin appear* *gasps as another ghost comes into view, wearing a beautiful ornate designer gown*
luke: who… are you?
padme: i am your mother, luke… my spirit lives in on in you, and in your fashion sense.
I added them to my reblog, but I thought I’d also post it seperately! This is directly inspired by the excerpt @robotkittens posted from the swtfa novellization.