andurile:

url graphics: jjimkirk

numbtongue:

“You have just inherited the position of Chief Medical Officer.”
“Yeah, tell me something I don’t know!" 

lovelytreknote:

captain : Wheels, Mr. Spock.
spock : A flivver, captain.

meepitperson:

latenightalaska:

spicyshimmy:

unanticipated changes made without warning to your social media site

this could not be any more accurate 

every reaction in this gif is perfect

heyjaybird-deactivated20160531:

Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.

cracked:

Captain Kirk’s Top 10 Fight Moves

kirkout:

I don’t see no points on your ears, but you sound like a Vulcan.

allabout-theirony:

kuma-la-la:

Starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore

#I have a lot of feelings about this

waldorph:

thhyla:

I’M HALFWAY BETWEEN “IT CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH“ AND ”I STILL WON’T BE EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR IT”

goddamn shit.

Red alert!

goddessofcheese:

lesliecrusher:

MOST HOMOEROTIC EPISODES OF STAR TREK
► TOS 2.05 • Amok Time

SPOCK: Captain, there is a thing that happens to Vulcans at this time, almost an insanity which you would no doubt find distateful.
KIRK: Will I? You’ve been most patient with my kinds of madness.

#it’s not even worth it to make jokes about this #it’s just too easy