Pete: wanna hear a joke?
Pete: a dad joke?
*crowd cheers*
Pete: why did the skeleton go alone to the party
*crowd screams random things*
Pete: because he had nobody
Pete: get it? noBODY

Patrick: Does anyone think home is where the heart is?
Pete: My crotch is where my heart is.
Pete: You're in my crotch Patrick.
Patrick: *sassiest eye roll ever* Great that ones for you tumblr