jesseshimada:

aries: haha no

taurus: i tried and it failed

gemini: sorry

cancer: when u try ur best

leo: HAHAHAHAHAHA

virgo: someday i will

libra: tattoo

scorpio: thisisobviouslydetailed

sagittarius: i cry

capricorn: fuck

aquarius: i literally cant

pisces: noooooooooooo