“Maker watch over you―for all our sakes.”
Oghren: Do chantry sisters wear bras?Leliana: no bc the maker supports everything amen
”#”i wish he were just bisexual and not gay ugh annoying”
“#it’s really inconvenient he’s gay why bioware”
- do not touch dorian pavus
- do not even look at dorian pavus
- back away from the necromancer
- turn around
- walk away
- never come back
- b y e
Varric Tethras is one part adventurous rogue, one part dashing storyteller, and three parts trouble. Born on the surface, Varric has little love for his underground brethren—all his contacts lie with the dwarves of the Merchants Guild, though he has little taste for their schemes. Still, he has found a place as an outsider, rubbing shoulders with both the wealthy elite as well as the worst of scoundrels. To hear him tell of it, that’s all he truly cares about, though anyone who truly knows him claims differently. They say that, try as he might, Varric has been drawn more and more into conflicts that shake the world—ones that he can’t get himself out of with a quick tale.
hawke going to skyhold for the first time like
it’s like a big red button that says “DO NOT PUSH”