Honest MBTI Stereotypes : Part II

awakenedroyalty:

INTP: geek

ENTP: geek with social skills.

INTJ: your local geek with a superiority complex

ISTJ: would fuck a map.

INFJ: probably crying over the state of the world;

INFP: cries over Finding Nemo.

ESTP: human personification of an eyebrow waggle

ESFJ: the peppy head cheerleader from any teen movie

ISFJ: out doing The Right Thing ™

ISTP: cool skater dude

ESFP: the one who brought the booze.  and the pot.  and the coke?

ENFJ: don’t fuck with mother hen

ISFP: your town’s local drug dealer with the cool hair

ESTJ: half of the couple fighting in ikea

ENFP: like tiny hedgehogs: adorable and fun, but don’t piss them off.

ENTJ: if a nuclear bomb had a human face.

How to tell your crush you like them:

santannanelson6:

*writes on piece of paper*

Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

MEANING:

Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

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