Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway

Sandwich Artist Who's that guy?

Me Um... John Green.

Sandwich Artist I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?

Me No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.

Sandwich Artist oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.