Ziio: Haytham, Do you really need to polish your gun now?

Haytham: Would you rather see me polish my other “gun”?

Edward: THERE YOU ARE, BOYO. Connor here just told me a joke!

Edward: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Haytham: Father, I already know this joke.

Edward: ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION.

Haytham: “R” THE LETTER “R”.

Connor: Technically that’s incorrect, father.

Connor: A Pirate can never abandon his love for…

Connor: The “C”

Ziio: HAYTHAM, NO!

Edward: My rum…