Christopher Whitelaw Pine (Born August 26th, 1980 / 33 yo)

Princess Whitelaw,

Okay, honestly, I demand you give back my ovaries. It isn’t fair!!!

*cough* Anyway, ya *not* old bastard, I just have to say: thank you for thoroughly ruining whatever life I thought I had before I got into Star Trek, but also, thank you for being a part of my childhood; anyone who can stick out from Princess Diaries 2 and continue to survive has props (I forgive you for the Lindsay Lohan movie, I think). Plus: OMG, YOU REALLY ARE ADORABLE WITH ANNE HATHAWAY

BUT ZACH IS YOUR BETTER HALF, I’M JUST SAYING.

*second cough*

Happy birthday, Chris. It’s a joy to know your name :) It’s a true blessing.

Love, Danielle