Oh, on the starship Enterprise
There’s someone who’s in Satan’s guise
Whose devil ears and devil eyes
Could rip your heart from you.
At first, his look could hypnotise
And then his touch would barbarise
His alien love could victimise
And rip your heart from you.
And that’s why female astronauts,
Oh, very female astronauts
Wait terrified and overwrought
To find what he will do.
Oh, girls in space, be wary, be wary, be wary,
Girls in space, be wary.
We know not what he’ll do.