a Russian tailor guilted me into eating this inexplicably lobster themed candy named, simply, CRABS. after that she handed me a pear flavored candy with a scary little face on it. I peeled off the wrapper but the face part of it stuck onto the actual candy and wouldn’t allow itself to be ripped off but I was too nervous to not put it in my mouth. I discreetly spat it out into a napkin later and was horrified to discover the face was gone and now is inside of me