not-a-space-alien:

• The Them are aged up to 17- and 18-year-olds
  
• The Them AREN’T aged up, but they’re PLAYED by 17-and 18-year olds trying to be passed off as “eleven”
• Aziraphale is cast as an older, overweight actor and the fandom reacts by starting to ship Crowley with Newt
• Aziraphale and Crowley are cast as very talented actors of color who are perfect for the roles and perform them flawlessly but the fandom reacts by pulling a TFA and zeroing in the only white guy/white guy ship in the cast and now 80% of the new fandom content is Pollution/Famine
• Benedick Cucumberbatch 
• They replace the Bentley with a muscle car because an antique Bentley doesn’t look “cool” enough
• This
• Crowley wears a skirt but it’s treated like a joke and Aziraphale makes transmisogynistic comments 
• Crowley and Aziraphale lean in to kiss at the Ritz but then pull back and scoff at how silly it would be if two males were involved that way.
• There’s a joke thrown in with something about ancient Rome or something but it’s clear the writers are uncomfortable with the chemistry and try to diffuse romantic tension.
• Anathema doesn’t actually want to have sex with Newt but Newt pressures her into having sex with him “because of the prophecies” 
  
• No Queen in the soundtrack
• People start shipping Agnes Nutter and Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer