how come straight women can do shit like “woman crush wednesday” and not have their Straight Credentials™ questioned but if a lesbian so much as looks at a man and agrees he’s moderately aesthetically pleasing, we have to all but swear on the bible in front of a judge that we’re actually gay
me (a lesbian): i’m a lesbian
a straight person, crawling through my bedroom window at 3 in the morning: if you’re so “lesbian” then how come on the evening of january 17, 2017 you reblogged a picture of john boyega with the tags “i saw a man so beautiful i started crying” 👀👀👀 explain