Perfectionist Slytherins who are so swallowed up in anxiety that they unconciously sabotage themselves trying to be perfect.

Daydreamer Slytherins who are ambitious in their minds but can never seem to realise their plans in reality.

Cunning Slytherins that are also lazy, making plans and never doing anything about them.

Slytherins with a sense of pride and dignity and great cunning and skill whose ideas of greatness are a good home, a loving family and a legacy of fun stories to tell the grandkids.

And yes, Slytherins who will stare you down whilst they eat an entire fucking 18″+ pizza just because you said they couldn’t.