genji haha good fucking luck losers

mccree i cant aim but i want to pretend i can

pharah we can fucking win. we can.

reaper it doesnt matter that i cant aim im still gonna kill everyone

soldier 76 this is the only class i can play

tracer i'm gonna chipshot the enemy team from a mile away but i SWEAR i'm helping

bastion i have to win. i have to.

hanzo fuck you all

junkrat i cant aim but i want to help

mei i take delight in others' frustration

torbjorn i hate you. my heart is fueled by hatred

widowmaker i wish i wasn't here

d.va i cannot and thus will not chill

reinhardt i want to help us win

roadhog dont care about any of you just wanna kill people

winston i like environmental kills

zarya i believe in myself

lucio i believe in this team

ana id rather be playing widowmaker but we have no support

mercy i fucking hate this team but we have no support

symmetra i live to inconvenience

zenyatta i like healing more than sniping but not by much