genji: haha good fucking luck losers
mccree: i cant aim but i want to pretend i can
pharah: we can fucking win. we can.
reaper: it doesnt matter that i cant aim im still gonna kill everyone
soldier 76: this is the only class i can play
tracer: i'm gonna chipshot the enemy team from a mile away but i SWEAR i'm helping
bastion: i have to win. i have to.
hanzo: fuck you all
junkrat: i cant aim but i want to help
mei: i take delight in others' frustration
torbjorn: i hate you. my heart is fueled by hatred
widowmaker: i wish i wasn't here
d.va: i cannot and thus will not chill
reinhardt: i want to help us win
roadhog: dont care about any of you just wanna kill people
winston: i like environmental kills
zarya: i believe in myself
lucio: i believe in this team
ana: id rather be playing widowmaker but we have no support
mercy: i fucking hate this team but we have no support
symmetra: i live to inconvenience
zenyatta: i like healing more than sniping but not by much