Hire a samurai

how about

SUNRISE LAND
(日本）

“Please try this religion.” He said.

“No!” Said everybody.

“Try iiiiiit!” He said.

“no.” Said everybody again, quieter this time.

♪Now it’s time for World War One♪

Knock Knock

Its the United States

With GUNS
And BOATS
GUNBOATS

like clocks

and guns

and ♪ JESUS ♪

for those who may be confused